My issues as a desi girl…

Yo aunties, I’m on my damn summer break, kindly refrain from coming over with your stupid rishtas for your sons and nephews.  Bruh I’m tryna be lazy for the last 10 days before classes start, not dress up every day in a sari and bring cha out to you.  I understand and appreciate the compliment of you thinking I would be a good daughter-in-law but bruh, this is the wrong time.  

I hope the daggers my eyes were sending to you expressed the above.  Shukhriya.